The Girl With the Thorn in Her Side

A Southern-bred night owl learning to deal with the world while suffering from severe foot-in-mouth syndrome and trying to survive the great white North.

Mar 14

AMERICA WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING RIGHT NOW

I’m spending a few months in Denmark, and last week, I went to the dentist for a toothache. While in the waiting room, a very nice man asked me what the hell was wrong with my country and extolled me to reelect Obama, as if I have the ultimate and final choice over who gets elected.

But seriously America, WTF? YOU KEEP THIS UP AND I’M NOT COMING BACK. They will have to pry me away from this country.

Can I claim asylum if my home country no longer recognizes me as a person?

(via rodmanstreet)

Jan 20

(via fuckyeahdisneygifs)

abaldwin360:

Yes, please do.

source

Jan 18

gifmovie:

Learn More.
Learn Some More.
Act.

(via notyourhousekeeper)

Old Hollywood movie bloopers.

Jan 17

stillnot-ginger:

Because Sherlock Holmes is a great man.

(via nom-chompsky)

Jan 16

hello-ampersand:

wellfourthingsandalizard:

Writing an essay

Finishing the essay

Turning the essay in

I was just dying during this sketch, because DanRad, what are your legs doing? Also because this is great.

This was my highlight of the night.

(via velocipedestrienne)

This has been on some movie channel over the last few days, and every time I’ve had to sit down and watch through the end.

(via loveyourchaos)

Jan 14

pancakenation:

miss4n6tx:

I don’t know what this is but I need one in my house post haste.

Me fucking too.

You think that, but it’s actually the WORST. At least, they were while they were in testing. I’m from Atlanta, so a lot of my local restaurants got them while they were still in development. Maybe they’re better now, but as of 3-6 months ago, I disliked them heartily.

Nothing tastes quite right, and it takes FOR-FUCKING-EVER while people browse through all of their drink options— you can get each one of those drinks in every possible flavor (including some you’ve never seen before). Combine that with most people’s complete lack of decisiveness, especially when it comes to decisions that have no real bearing on the rest of their lives, and you do the math. Also, I bet they’re expensive because I have yet to see more than one in any restaurant, so there’s always a line. And there’s always little kids using it to combine drink flavors, which they decide they hate, and then they pour it down the drain and start over WHILE YOU’VE BEEN STANDING THERE AND ALL YOU FUCKING WANT IS A PLAIN DIET COKE.

In short, it’s making an easy process way more time consuming. I am not amused.

(via prettygirlwithahandgrenade)

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